so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings
and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding
and i’m just like
are you sure
are you really sure about that
TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD
I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP
I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT
I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE
BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER
AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH
AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED
I CANNOT DO WORK
I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST
I CANNOT FUNCTION
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT IT’S A GIVEAWAY
Cosplay season isn’t that far away and if you’re like me, you enjoy getting your cosplay’s finished a butt fuck ahead of time. Here’s your chance to win…..
-Two wigs of your choice from any wig site!
-$50 to spend on What-Pumpkin!
-A $50 Amazon giftcard
-My blaze it shirt!
-My undying love
Well aint that a rooty tooty dang diddily great deal. Buuuut, there’s some rules
-Must be following me! You can unfollow when the giveaway is over but that’s a dick move
-I will ship internationally!
-You may trade the gift card for a Visa giftcard if you wish
-Reblog as many times as you want, but likes do not count. Don’t spam your followers either
-The giveaway will end on APRIL 20TH.
Go crazy and reblog!
2 MORE DAYS!!!!
Sees the fire in my eyes and
wants to play with it.
Haiku by l.s.f. (via the-finest-connoisseur)
EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW
NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES