at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem
shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.
but…what about the people sitting their owls and newts?..so they just …not get their exams…im pretty sure those are important..
I read something about this, I don’t remember the details but here’s what I remember:
OWLs and NEWTs are earlier (in the school year) than “normal” exams and the ministry is responsible for them, so Dumbledore couldn’t cancel them… I hope that helped :)
thiS HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR LIKE EIGHT YEARS THANK YOU SO MUCH FRIEND
remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post
and now to this day people still think he said it
that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet
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remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy
And here he is before his haircut.
He is evolving…
Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk